One of the things I promised myself when I started this blog was that I’ll always stay true to myself and put up whatever is really on my mind. The only problem? There’s a whole lot of rubbish on my mind! And how I’d love to pretend that it’s only a ‘phase’. Let me be clear, it’s not. I’m almost always thinking of stupid, inane things brought to you by pop culture, social media, and general things around me. Ah well, if I’ve pledged to keep it real then here are my unfiltered thoughts you must know about. (Such a victim, right?!)
1. I’m going to kill people who share GOT Spoilers!
To those of you who watch Game of Thrones, I bet you will relate to this! To those of you who don’t, let me put this in perspective for you. It’s like you’re starting to watch an India Pakistan match and someone tells you what the outcome is right at the start. Not only that, they also tell you who scored a century and was clean bowled. You wouldn’t like that very much, would you?
To those of you ‘innocently’ putting up a Facebook status/tweet after you watch an episode, may the white walkers find you first! Or would you rather be executed? Or do you want to be poisoned by the enemy? You know what – why doesn’t the High Sparrow just find you and make you pay for your sins?! Ugh! All men must die; but let the ones who share GOT spoilers die first!
2.I watched the movie Azhar, and these are my thoughts:
– If this is a PR stunt to clean up his image then isn’t it a little late in the day?!
– Whoa! Prachi Desai is really pretty.
– Emraan Hashmi could be saying anything at all but in my mind Bheege Hoth Tere is playing in the background.
– Nargis Fakhri can’t act. (I’m sorry Nargis, but someone had to say it)
– If you hug both your wives in an important scene in the movie, we can all ignore polygamy as a subject – NOT.
3.Aishwarya Rai’s Lips have been on my mind
I know I’m late to this parade because enough and more has been said about her not-so-subtle make up appearance at Cannes film festival recently.
But here’s what I think:
She doesn’t need our permission to do whatever the fuck she wants to do. It’s about time she stopped being perfect little Bachchan Bahu and had some fun. So what if she misunderstood and thought the theme of the evening was Halloween. She went out there, and she owned it! Did it look ridics? YAS! Did she grab eyeballs? Hell YAS! Did she have fun? Sure looks like it! So in the end, your father…what goes? (Loosely translated from, tere baap ka kya jaata hai)
4.Salman Khan is allegedly getting married
You know what? He’s like the boy old man who cried wolf. These “rumours” have been around forever. We’ll talk about it when it actually happens. Okay?
5.It’s so hot that I can’t function properly.
Why is it so hot all the time? It’s like Ryan Gosling is always in my room. (He’s not, sadly). I’m vegetarian but I can fully relate to how a tandoori chicken must feel. I’m too poor to own a pool – should I buy a big bucket and sit in it?! When will the season change? But wait, I hate the rain. There’s nothing to look forward to in life. This is depressing. Can we fast forward to Diwali? Diwali is always fun. The heat is clearly affecting my cognitive skills. Please don’t unsubscribe. I’ll stop now. K, bye.
Hope you enjoyed my very random rant! Please feel free to compliment or criticise. If you were even mildly amused, I’ll do more of these. Let me knowwww!
I can totally relate to how it is. #justsaying